You have been on the hunt for a pair of high-rise flared denim jeans without embellished back pockets. You can imagine how great they will look on you. Not to mention how fashion forward they will be! You have seen them in all the high-fashion magazines and street wear blogs and know they are about to be mainstream. You are determined to rock them before they become mainstream, because when things become mainstream that signals the beginning of the end. You want to nurse a newborn, not a grown man. This jeans will be your newborn. So determined to find them you scour the racks of every clothing store within a 30 mile radius. You spend hours frantically combing through jeans then your desperation leads you to search the clearance aisles. Still no luck. Finally you admit defeat and conclude that you will never find pair of high rise flared denim jeans without embellished back pockets.